FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT SUCCESS AND HARD WORK

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“Hard work is necessary, but sometimes a little bit of luck can really push things forward…or backward if you’re on a treadmill.” – Unknown

“Success is like toilet paper, it only matters when you run out.” – Unknown

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have…although I can’t seem to find my car keys half the time.” – Thomas Jefferson (maybe)

“Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. And 5% not getting distracted by cute animal videos online.” – Unknown

“Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?” – Ronald Reagan

“The road to success is always under construction. Thankfully, GPS can help us navigate the detours caused by roadwork.” – Unknown

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. And even then, it’s because they arranged it that way.” – Unknown

“Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire…figuratively, of course.” – William Butler Yeats (probably)

“The harder I work, the luckier I get… but I still have no idea how to win the lottery.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT A SPECIAL PERSON

“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it… or who accidentally misspell ‘success’ when googling it.” – Henry David Thoreau (maybe)

“Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it? Let’s stay in bed and binge-watch Netflix instead.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. And if that doesn’t work, maybe you just really suck at whatever you’re trying to do.” – Unknown

“The key to success is to focus on goals, not obstacles. But let’s be honest, we also need a good pair of running shoes to outrun those obstacles.” – Unknown

“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.” – Earl Wilson

“Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard…except in the Olympics, where they also test for steroids.” – Unknown

“Trying to be successful without hard work is like trying to drive a car with an empty gas tank… or a horse-drawn carriage with a broken wheel.” – Unknown

“The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows… like how to successfully eat an entire bag of chips without getting caught.” – Unknown

“I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse… except for ‘it’s Friday, and I’m just not feeling it.'” – Florence Nightingale (perhaps)