FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT TECHNOLOGY

“I have CDO (it’s like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order… as they should be).” – Unknown

“My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.” – Unknown

“I always say ‘Morning’ instead of ‘Good Morning,’ because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed asleep.” – Unknown

“I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect.’ So whenever I forget them, the computer will say, ‘Your password is incorrect.'” – Unknown

“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user-friendly.” – Unknown

“I’m in touch with my WiFi.” – Unknown

“I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.” – Unknown

“My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google offices and ask them whatever I’m wondering.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I used to be a procrastinator, but my iPhone has helped me become a pro at it.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, try turning it off and on again.” – Unknown

“The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we were born and only stops when we’re asked to find the Wi-Fi password.” – Unknown

“I love how we all call it ‘password,’ like hackers don’t know it’s generally just one word.” – Unknown

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.” – Unknown

“I just bought a GPS for my car. Now I can’t remember how to get anywhere without it.” – Unknown SAD QUOTES ABOUT LOSING THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

“My phone autocorrects ‘word’ to ‘wrong’ almost every single time. I’ve convinced myself that Siri secretly hates me.” – Unknown

“I asked my computer to ‘Please, stop crashing,’ and it responded with, ‘I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.'” – Unknown

“I tried to change my password to ‘Titanic,’ but it said it was too sinkable.” – Unknown

“My computer went on a diet and now all my icons have slimmed down.” – Unknown

“I googled ‘how to lose weight,’ my computer crashed. That’s got to be a sign, right?” – Unknown

“The best thing about being connected to the internet is that you can pretend to be unavailable whenever you want.” – Unknown

“You know you’re technologically challenged when your password hint is ‘password.'” – Unknown

“I spend more time talking to my phone charger than I do talking to some of my relatives.” – Unknown

“I don’t always carry my phone with me, but when I do, it’s always in a different pocket than I thought.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate.’ I’ll turn around.” – Unknown

“My phone battery lasts longer when I’m asleep, so I’ve started taking more naps.” – Unknown

“I wonder if the Wi-Fi password at the gym is ‘donuts’… so that nobody can connect.” – Unknown