FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT TV

“The TV remote is the most powerful weapon known to mankind.” – Unknown

“The best thing about binge-watching TV shows is the lack of judgment from your couch.” – Unknown

“TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.” – Unknown

“If you can’t remember when you last left your house, but you know the plot of every TV show, you might be a couch potato.” – Unknown

“I exercise regularly – I watch TV while working out my thumb.” – Unknown

“The only exercise I do is running out of patience during TV commercial breaks.” – Unknown

“I hate it when a TV show ends on a cliffhanger… said no one ever during a commercial break.” – Unknown

“TV is not a babysitter; it’s a way to educate your kids about life… like how to change batteries in a remote.” – Unknown

“Life is short, so why not spend it watching reruns of your favorite TV shows?” – Unknown

“Diet tip: If you eat while watching TV, the calories don’t count because you were too distracted.” – Unknown

“I don’t have a problem with reality TV; I just have a problem with reality.” – Unknown

“I wish my bank account grew as quickly as my Netflix watchlist.” – Unknown

“I don’t need an intervention; I just need a never-ending supply of TV shows to watch.” – Unknown

“TV teaches us valuable life lessons, like the fact that the best personal development happens on fictional shows.” – Unknown

“My workout routine consists of stretching my patience during TV show marathons.” – Unknown THERE IS BEAUTY IN EVERYTHING QUOTES

“The only time I hit the gym is when I accidentally press the wrong button on the TV remote.” – Unknown

“I’m not addicted to TV; I’m committed to exploring the depths of each character’s storyline.” – Unknown

“TV shows are like chocolate – they’re addictive, comforting, and can leave you feeling guilty if you overindulge.” – Unknown

“If multitasking was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist in watching TV while scrolling through my phone.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a fitness tracker; my TV remote tells me I’ve burned 0 calories.” – Unknown

“If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I’d win gold, silver, and bronze medals… if I could just get off the couch.” – Unknown

“Forget about wanderlust; I suffer from streamerlust, a strong desire to watch endless TV shows.” – Unknown

“My favorite exercise is jumping to conclusions while watching crime-solving TV shows.” – Unknown

“If I could choose between a vacation and a new season of my favorite TV show, I’d choose the TV show… and then daydream about vacation.” – Unknown

“My favorite genre of TV shows is ones that I can watch while halfway paying attention.” – Unknown

“There are two types of people in this world: those who remember their own birthdays and those who remember every TV show character’s birthday.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy; I’m just conserving energy for my next TV marathon.” – Unknown

“TV shows are the caffeine-free version of an adrenaline rush.” – Unknown

“The most unrealistic thing about crime dramas is that the detectives always have perfect hair, even in stressful situations.” – Unknown