FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT UNTRUE FRIENDS

“A true friend stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde

“I used to have trust issues, but then I realized that people who can’t be trusted can’t be real friends either.” – Unknown

“A fake friend is like a shadow. They’ll follow you in the sun, but leave you in the dark.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they’re scattered everywhere.” – Unknown

“Fake friends: once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.” – Unknown

“It’s funny how fake friends act like they don’t know you when you’re walking right past them.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like plastic plants, they look good from a distance but bring no positive energy.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like cockroaches, they come out when it’s dark and scatter when the lights come on.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like credit cards, they make transactions without even thinking of the consequences.” – Unknown

“A true friend always tells you that your ex is a jerk, while a fake friend becomes buddies with them.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like mosquitoes, annoying and only around when they need something.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like stray dogs, they hang around when they see potential benefits.” – Unknown YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART QUOTES

“Fake friends are like badgers, they dig holes and leave you to deal with the mess.” – Unknown

“A fake friend will remember your birthday, but forget about you the rest of the year.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like chewing gum, they lose flavor and stickiness after a while.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like bad breath, you don’t notice it until you’re too close.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like a broken compass, they lead you in all the wrong directions.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like horror movies, they can make your life miserable and give you nightmares.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like mirages in a desert, they promise relief but never really exist.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like weeds in a garden, they suffocate the real beauty around them.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like cheap sunglasses, they may look cool but offer no protection.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like spam emails, they’re annoying and you always regret opening them.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like rainy days, they dampen your mood without warning.” – Unknown

“Fake friends are like never-ending reruns, they keep reappearing but bring nothing new or exciting.” – Unknown