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“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.” – Bob Monkhouse
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“I don’t know why people bother with wills. Just hand me your money while you’re alive and save us all the trouble.” – Unknown
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“I plan on secretly getting rich and leaving behind a confusing will just to mess with my family.” – Unknown
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“My will is just a list of who gets my debts. Sorry guys, you’re all winners!” – Unknown
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“I want to leave behind a will that includes the clause ‘My cat inherits everything.’ Just to confuse people.” – Unknown
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“If there’s a will, I want to be in it!” – Unknown
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“I want my will to be so confusing that it becomes an unsolvable puzzle for lawyers.” – Unknown
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“I told my lawyer I want a will as long as a Harry Potter book. Gotta keep everyone on their toes.” – Unknown
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“I might donate all my money to charity, but only if it’s for the ‘Keep [Celebrity’s Name] In Luxury Even After They’re Gone Foundation.'” – Unknown
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“I plan on leaving behind a will that only requires my family to have a massive treasure hunt to find their inheritance.” – Unknown
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“My will is just going to be a detailed list of all the embarrassing moments I’ve witnessed my loved ones go through.” – Unknown
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“I’ve already included in my will that my family has to sing and dance for their inheritance. Show me some talent!” – Unknown TRANSFORMATION QUOTES IN ENGLISH
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“My will is just going to be a blank piece of paper that says ‘You get nothing!'” – Unknown
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“I’m leaving behind a will just to mess with my family. Half of it will be in riddles, and the other half will be about my favorite TV shows.” – Unknown
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“I want my will to include a clause that says my family can only inherit if they complete the Ice Bucket Challenge.” – Unknown
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“I once had a will, but then I realized I’d be dead to see if anyone followed it, so what’s the point?” – Unknown
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“I plan on leaving behind a will that exclusively gives my beloved possessions to random strangers. Time to spread the wealth!” – Unknown
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“I’m going to include in my will that my family has to take a vacation to Disneyland every year, just to make sure they keep the magic alive.” – Unknown
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“I want my will to include all the embarrassing photos my family has ever taken of me. They deserve some blackmail material.” – Unknown
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“I’m leaving behind a will with a secret code that only my family can decipher. It’ll keep them busy for years!” – Unknown
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“I want my will to be just a series of sarcastic remarks about how great my family members are.” – Unknown
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“My will is going to be written on a bunch of post-it notes scattered throughout my house. Good luck finding them all!” – Unknown