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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
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“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” – Bill Maher
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” – George Carlin
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“I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.” – Marie Corelli
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“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.” – Oscar Wilde
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“I’m not sure why women want to wear high heels. I can’t even walk on low ones.” – Carrie Fisher
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“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII
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“Behind every great woman is a man checking out her assets.” – Unknown
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“Why did God create man first? Because he needed a rough draft before creating perfection.” – Unknown
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“I’m not saying men are better than women, but men and women are not equal. They are too different.” – Leonard Rossiter
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“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So, each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
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“Women are meant to be loved, not understood.” – Oscar Wilde
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“All men are idiots, and I married their King.” – Unknown INSPIRING QUOTES ABOUT LIFE GROWTH
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“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” – Lana Turner
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“A man’s best friend is his dog. A woman’s best friend is her diamond.” – Unknown
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“Women are like teabags. You don’t know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
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“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates
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“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.” – Natalie Wood
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“Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.” – Unknown
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“Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.” – Kathy Lette
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“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.” – Albert Einstein
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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.” – Unknown
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“Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.” – Unknown
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“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” – Sharon Stone
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“Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.” – Unknown