FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT WOMEN AND MEN

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” – Bill Maher

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” – George Carlin

“I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.” – Marie Corelli

“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.” – Oscar Wilde

“I’m not sure why women want to wear high heels. I can’t even walk on low ones.” – Carrie Fisher

“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII

“Behind every great woman is a man checking out her assets.” – Unknown

“Why did God create man first? Because he needed a rough draft before creating perfection.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying men are better than women, but men and women are not equal. They are too different.” – Leonard Rossiter

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So, each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

“Women are meant to be loved, not understood.” – Oscar Wilde

“All men are idiots, and I married their King.” – Unknown INSPIRING QUOTES ABOUT LIFE GROWTH

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” – Lana Turner

“A man’s best friend is his dog. A woman’s best friend is her diamond.” – Unknown

“Women are like teabags. You don’t know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.” – Natalie Wood

“Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.” – Unknown

“Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.” – Kathy Lette

“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.” – Albert Einstein

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.” – Unknown

“Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.” – Unknown

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” – Sharon Stone

“Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.” – Unknown