Here are 23 funny quotes about work life:

“The only difference between a job and a career is the font size of your paycheck.” – Unknown

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” – John Gotti

“The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.” – Unknown

“Work hard, nap hard.” – Unknown

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“My job is secure. No one else wants it.” – Unknown

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.” – Unknown

“Work is just a long vacation, except you have to do stuff.” – Unknown LOSING A GOOD PERSON QUOTES

“I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me.” – Unknown

“Do you ever just lie on knees and thank God that you know how to type?” – Unknown

“If you think bosses are stupid, remember: they’re the one who hired you.” – Unknown

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex, overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.” – Mark Twain

“Teamwork is important; it helps you blame someone else.” – Unknown

“Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.” – Steven Wright

“My job is secure. As long as no one figures out I do nothing.” – Unknown

“I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.” – Unknown

“I’m not being lazy. I’m conserving energy.” – Unknown

“I don’t always go to work, but when I do, I make sure I look busy.” – Unknown

“I love my job, it’s the work I hate.” – Unknown