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“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep on the couch next to your husband?” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is called ‘husband’.” – Unknown
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“My husband always has two choices: ‘Yes, dear’ and ‘Right away, dear’.” – Unknown
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“I love my husband so much I’d let him eat the last slice of pizza… if he asked nicely.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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“Husbands are like wine, they take time to mature into something enjoyable.” – Unknown
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“My husband and I have a great Bungee relationship – he throws me off the edge, and I spring right back up!” – Unknown
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“The best way to annoy your husband is to keep talking while he’s busy trying to solve a problem.” – Unknown
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“Behind every great husband is an amazing wife rolling her eyes.” – Unknown
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“Marry a man who can cook. Looks fade, hunger doesn’t.” – Unknown
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person, as long as he remembers to put the toilet seat down.” – Anonymous
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“My husband and I have a secret to making our marriage work. Twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food, some wine, and she goes Tuesdays; I go Fridays.” – Henny Youngman
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“My husband let me have a ‘girls’ night out’ once. So, I packed up his PlayStation and left.” – Unknown
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“The most dangerous thing an unprepared husband can say is ‘Honey, do you think we need more toilet paper?'” – Unknown SAIF-UL-MALOOK QUOTES IN ENGLISH
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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works, the wife shops, and the accountant keeps track of both.” – Unknown
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“I love my husband, even though he sometimes makes me want to strangle him. But then I remember, I don’t know how to get bloodstains out of the carpet.” – Unknown
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“My husband believes he’s always right. Fortunately for our marriage, his belief never coincides with reality.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
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“If it wasn’t for marriage, husbands would have to face the world without the comforting thought that there is someone who will take out the trash.” – Unknown
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“My husband told me he needs more space in our relationship. So, I locked him outside. Problem solved.” – Unknown
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“The key to a successful marriage is that both partners have to compromise… and by compromise, I mean the wife gets her way.” – Unknown
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“Behind every great man stands a woman rolling her eyes.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t do his laundry.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“I asked my husband what he wants for his birthday. He said, ‘A divorce.’ I said, ‘Oh, honey, I wasn’t planning on spending that much!'” – Unknown
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“Husband: a quality control supervisor for the wife.” – Unknown