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“Teaching is the only profession where you simultaneously feel like an expert and a complete failure at the same time.”
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“I never teach my pupils, I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn.” – Albert Einstein
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“If you think your teachers are tough, wait until you get a boss.” – Bill Gates
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“Teaching: the profession that creates all other professions.”
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“I teach, therefore I drink.”
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“Teaching is a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”
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“Teaching is a stage, and we are the lead actors in a never-ending comedy.”
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“Behind every successful student, there is a burnt-out teacher.”
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“Teaching: the art of imparting wisdom upon an unsuspecting audience… that sometimes pretends to be listening.”
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“I became a teacher because I love working with kids, not because I wanted summers off. Now where did I put my sunscreen?”
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“Teaching: where the jobs are scarce, and the free time is non-existent.”
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“The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don’t tell you what to see.” FREE PRINTABLE FAMILY QUOTES
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“Teaching is a daily exercise in empathy and patience… and a constant reminder that you really need to bring your own snacks to school.”
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“Teaching is dancing in the rain while trying to hold an umbrella over 20 kids.”
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“Teaching is like being on a roller coaster, except you’re the one holding the seatbelts and trying to stop the screaming.”
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“Teaching: the only profession where your job is to make other people’s kids smarter and then send them home.”
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“Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom. Also, please don’t forget to return my pens.”
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“Teaching strategy: tell them to put away their phones, then spend the entire lesson on your phone.”
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“I’m not a teacher, I just ask the questions… and grade the answers.”
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“Teaching is the art of changing ‘I understand nothing’ into ‘I can do that now.'”
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“A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way for others.”
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“Teaching is a thankless job… so you better get used to people saying ‘thank you’ a lot.”
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“Teaching: the only profession that requires you to fake a smile even when you’re not paid enough to buy an actual smile.”