FUNNY QUOTES CARS

“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown

“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.” – Mario Andretti

“Why do they call it rush hour if nothing moves?” – Robin Williams

“I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying.” – Unknown

“A clean car is a sign of a wasted life.” – Unknown

“The only time a woman stops a car in traffic is when she sees a shoe sale.” – Unknown

“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson

“My driving scares me too.” – Unknown

“The worst part about being a driver is that you never get a break. Unless you crash.” – Unknown

“I’m not lost, I’m just exploring new routes.” – Unknown

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown

“If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.” – Unknown

“The faster the car, the slower the driver.” – Unknown

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.” – Unknown BEST DAY OF MY LIFE WITH YOU QUOTES

“My car has a GPS system, but it only knows the way to the liquor store.” – Unknown

“Some roads aren’t meant to be traveled alone… or at all.” – Unknown

“I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying for NASCAR.” – Unknown

“My boss told me to ‘have a good day.’ So, I went home.” – Unknown

“I installed a skylight in my car… the flip-top kind. People in the back seat can open it and see out.” – Steven Wright

“Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?” – Unknown

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Unknown

“Speed limit signs are just suggestions.” – Unknown

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” – Joan Rivers

“A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.” – Unknown

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Unknown

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown