![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TVEVGa29MNnlLZG9vaXhFVkJQSzY4R2dhNUhNL0xPOUowUWxGWmw1WDRhZkw3M1BUM1E2L2x0aHdwcXNoZnU1YnF5dCtRK2ovVUM5TWd4RmlWNmltTmlUdC9seHpYTTFDa2hhcXQ0UHBnVm53PT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(d8b2e117436dd49efa6d2cd5389c5306).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just doing a random gravity check.”
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“I may be quiet, but I have so many sarcastic comments just waiting for the perfect moment.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.”
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“I would exercise, but it makes me spill my wine.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“When nothing goes right, go left.”
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYytjT09ZL2dTMys1U2kzYTJyT2N0dlVEWTFEcmIrcFZQeGNIQlk0bFZGbFhTZXBXSFJaVThOTWhCc3pJOWVKS0xKOFRwbVg0RUY0bUN3WjlPS0dZYTQ9/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(3a57cefd07def5347329bee713159d5a).jpg)
“Sorry, I’m not fluent in idiot.”
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“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
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“I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.”
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“I’m not always late, but when I am, it’s fashionable.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZHcySUI2TnRPYlFMdlAwMU1ZbTdYSnp4T2FWTWdSUVNGdWpWWnY3cDRhbit2VTZidlhKaFhUc3RtejdoTmtsaVAzTGl6d0dIOUJKOGZRcEc1ZzJERG12c25TaUF4NnVELytURWVnQ0tHRSt3PT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(78965e7afc26297add887813594c952d).jpg)
“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my mental health.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV2hzOHJIbUY0akRoSnVvSGd4ajIzMWNjYkVYdmJ6L2FzSXlRNjNybDM2NlhHYVpob0ZqTGRrMjBXbHByU1Z5a21OWlRsV29pcnBNeFJFUkYxclBSeXdpOEtsNTNIZFNGZndYSzlyQmRCZmR0S3c1NWk1SnlBTkZaZEVSL3pCeWlITDNnYS9HbTFHT2d1SEpxakZKVldZdEl4NEpMWVBOZlRwVUV0ekpob1Jv/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(3ac7a5bfa9d3afb70e0b80c81a23453d).jpg)
“If there’s a 50/50 chance of getting it wrong, I’ll likely get it wrong 9 out of 10 times.”
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“I can resist everything except temptation… and chocolate.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT ANIMAL PROTECTION
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“I don’t snore, I dream I’m a motorcycle.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWkFNZ3FTOFhlTTdjdkxkWTBwUmsrZVU0b1Q4SGNGZHlER3Jnd1MvbitBL3JxbC9BVk96VTFkdTh0aXMyWm5SSHp1UHR0TkdWa1pJMzhCRzA0L2VIc1NNbTh5MnhDNFd6Tm1TMjgrR2toZ1lwd05HdUwzWUljaVdXYXRvTUY3VHV5ZHJhQlhtWkNsQzdsTThkYjUxYW5RPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(6f6793783ff6745bc5bc0b74f08b6008).jpg)
“I like to think I’m ADD, but it’s more like… hey look, a squirrel!”
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZkphZWxiSUVyWlpBOUVTUSswejl4bXQ1eUg2SC9NdExDb3NMcVZoRE1WN1ZaMmlWQ1BNR1BiQm5aOXJ0TEdTWXh4MDVWejdwS2FFL1h2c3VIcC9hbko%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(51aa8dbbcac696243d4d9561324e124a).jpg)
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZXRXMkhuUSsydjBTUjllNHJBMzJ6bVpPb2lmazJNOGJDMXNkWGFQWVlIelRQZCtJSkRaQms1MkZaUVYxRThObXpXSnNUZVh2QzhJRFE2dVVId0trUWZkWkY2dDVIQldKcmtsNU1UMmk3MGEwTGxtejQybmFaTHdzeVhjbUpUQ29WV2Y3eC9DT0xuRkwwejFtbDZEM01Z/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(b512c848cbf780022cd995a81423fbc9).jpg)
“I’m not a people person, but I’m a vodka person, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
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“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2anpTN3dwcFg1bFpLNDhFVTRKeVlmeWhtRHZSS2puWE1qc2x6K1RGejgvdi9GWGNENXBPc0RLN3F2bkFKWUw1TVdpVlVhNjYrR2RtN2JyenFuM2VtSTJUM2lNUmpXREQvMklhcGVHUE1aYnRBPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(6e306999f5243ae5ebe22b225cc22e3e).jpg)
“I don’t have a short attention span, I just… oh look, a kitty!”
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“I don’t have a beer belly, I have a protective shield for my rock hard abs.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aVVrNmUxUFdZMG5Lb1VOK1hqcUYyWkRPbFdEaHVpOWtZNW03bzNvK2RrbldvQlZxc3NPajhiM2EzTjA2UHZhSFovOGNBREllRjRvQkhFWjZPNU5QWnV5cU44TEFRaEZkY2FWL0lQaUJMUjhnPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(6bff97860e96ccfc4f1986fd1c1bc3b1).jpg)
“I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZW5vTk9XNzlNT3dVQ1EvYzdlV0RVbDREdm5PODluQnY0TkhidnVlaFVpT25zQ25KVDZmTzdBVlNBL2NFcFVzQ3grcWQ0cC94bWJheEVOR2YxYTl6M0s5VFlKNEtyRVQrUlQ3N2FMdnJld09BPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+EMBROIDERY/(7c857881b179c26a118a8e1e678f0878).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to test gravity every day.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I don’t snore, I dream I’m a chainsaw.”