FUNNY QUOTES FOR 25TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Anonymous

“The best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Anonymous

“Love is a two-way street. Marriage is a one-way highway.” – Unknown

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person, even if they annoy you daily.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a bond where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.” – Ogden Nash

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is like a four-wheel drive; it always kicks into gear when you’re going downhill.” – Unknown A LOVE LIKE OURS QUOTES

“The key to a successful marriage? Wine, cheese, and laughter. Not necessarily in that order.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.” – Unknown

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and partnership… or a mutual conspiracy to annoy each other for a lifetime.” – Unknown

“Marriage is not rocket science. It’s more like a daily circus performance.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a public toilet – those waiting outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to get out.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. It starts with a heart and a diamond and then turns into a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash

“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey