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“Marriage is finding someone to happily annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“It’s been 30 years and we haven’t killed each other yet. That deserves a celebration!”
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.”
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“30 years of marriage and we still haven’t figured out who snores the loudest.”
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“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”
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“Congratulations on 30 years of marriage! That’s like a lifetime sentence with the possibility of parole.”
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“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy… and still make it work!”
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“30 years of marriage and I still refuse to acknowledge that socks do not belong on the floor.”
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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”
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“30 years of wedded bliss? More like 30 years of pretending to love your jokes, dear.”
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“Marriage is all about compromise… he admits he’s wrong and I agree!”
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“30 years ago, we said ‘I do,’ and we’ve been doing things your way ever since!”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, all you want is a club and a spade.” QUOTES ON SELF REGULATION
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“30 years of marriage means never having to say, ‘Do you have to chew that loudly?'”
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“Marriage is a relationship where you can say anything… as long as it’s not what you really think.”
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“30 years of marriage proves that true love is finding someone who still thinks you’re attractive even after seeing you in your PJs.”
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“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”
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“Congratulations on 30 years of sticking it out together… even when the remote control went missing!”
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“Marriage is all about sharing… sharing the TV remote, sharing the last slice of pizza, and sharing the blame!”
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“30 years of being married? I guess the secret is in knowing when to pretend you’re deaf.”
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“Marriage is like a rollercoaster ride… except the lines are longer, the wait is longer, and the thrills are sometimes hard to find.”
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“Happy 30th anniversary! They say love is blind, but after 30 years of marriage, I think your sense of smell has also vanished!”
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“Marriage is finding someone who can finish your sentences… and also the last slice of cake.”
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“Congratulations on 30 years of marriage! That’s as impressive as finding a needle in a haystack, only to realize you’re allergic to needles.”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with a full deck, but after 30 years, all you want is a Joker!”