“Marriage is finding someone to happily annoy for the rest of your life.”

“It’s been 30 years and we haven’t killed each other yet. That deserves a celebration!”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.”

“30 years of marriage and we still haven’t figured out who snores the loudest.”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

“Congratulations on 30 years of marriage! That’s like a lifetime sentence with the possibility of parole.”

“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy… and still make it work!”

“30 years of marriage and I still refuse to acknowledge that socks do not belong on the floor.”

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”

“30 years of wedded bliss? More like 30 years of pretending to love your jokes, dear.”

“Marriage is all about compromise… he admits he’s wrong and I agree!”

“30 years ago, we said ‘I do,’ and we’ve been doing things your way ever since!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, all you want is a club and a spade.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT DADS

“30 years of marriage means never having to say, ‘Do you have to chew that loudly?'”

“Marriage is a relationship where you can say anything… as long as it’s not what you really think.”

“30 years of marriage proves that true love is finding someone who still thinks you’re attractive even after seeing you in your PJs.”

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”

“Congratulations on 30 years of sticking it out together… even when the remote control went missing!”

“Marriage is all about sharing… sharing the TV remote, sharing the last slice of pizza, and sharing the blame!”

“30 years of being married? I guess the secret is in knowing when to pretend you’re deaf.”

“Marriage is like a rollercoaster ride… except the lines are longer, the wait is longer, and the thrills are sometimes hard to find.”

“Happy 30th anniversary! They say love is blind, but after 30 years of marriage, I think your sense of smell has also vanished!”

“Marriage is finding someone who can finish your sentences… and also the last slice of cake.”

“Congratulations on 30 years of marriage! That’s as impressive as finding a needle in a haystack, only to realize you’re allergic to needles.”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with a full deck, but after 30 years, all you want is a Joker!”