FUNNY QUOTES FOR 60TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after 60 years, you just want a club and a spade.”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!”

“The secret to a happy marriage? Remembering each other’s anniversary… after being reminded by someone.”

“They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning!”

“Love is grand, but divorce is a hundred grand!”

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one!”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”

“I asked my grandparents the secret to a long-lasting marriage, and they said, ‘We didn’t die!'”

“The best way to get your husband to do something is to suggest he’s too old to do it!”

“Marriage is all about compromise, like one person emptying the dishwasher while the other puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge.”

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!”

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.”

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.”

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person, and the same credit card!”

“Marriage is like a fine wine; it gets better with age. The trick is to keep your cork in the bottle!” MALCOLM X QUOTES ABOUT LIBERALS

“My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run mine!”

“Marriage is all about give and take. You give headaches, and you take aspirin!”

“The older you get, the tougher it is to remember whether it’s ‘in sickness and in health’ or ‘for richer or for poorer.'”

“Instead of growing old together, my wife and I decided to grow fat together. It’s been a delicious 60 years!”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!”

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”

“The best way to keep your husband’s love is to keep him well fed. After all, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach!”

“Love is having someone to blame for your farts!”

“Marriage is like a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband!”

“They say love is blind, but marriage is the real eye-opener!”

“Marriage is a rollercoaster, and available seating is next to your spouse!”

“After 60 years, love is still sitting beside each other, even if there’s nothing left to say.”