FUNNY QUOTES FOR ANNIVERSARY FOR HUSBAND

“Marriage is the most effective way to remember all the things your spouse doesn’t want you to forget.”

“Happy anniversary to the guy who still makes my heart skip a beat… and my laundry pile up.”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”

“If Facebook had a ‘Dislike’ button, I’d use it for all those cute couple pictures you keep posting.”

“Being married to you means I can finally be my weird self and not worry about scaring you away.”

“Happy anniversary to the one person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.”

“I still can’t believe you put up with me. Cheers to another year of tolerating each other!”

“Marriage is just a fancy word for a lifelong sleepover with your best friend.”

“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to strangle and kiss at the same time.”

“Marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” MERRY CHRISTMAS QUOTES TO SOMEONE SPECIAL

“Roses are red, violets are blue, we’ve put up with each other for years, so cheers to me and you!”

“I promise to always be by your side or under you, or on top… you know, whatever you fancy.”

“Happy anniversary to the person who still knows how to push all my buttons and make me smile at the same time.”

“I’m so lucky to have found someone who’s just as weird as I am. Happy anniversary, you strange, beautiful human!”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. And I definitely found mine!”

“You might not be perfect, but you’re perfectly annoying… and I wouldn’t want it any other way. Happy anniversary!”

“I married you for better or worse. So far, it’s been a lot of worse, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!”

“Congratulations on another year of putting up with me and still managing to look sane.”

“Husband and Wi-Fi: two things I would never want to lose. Happy anniversary!”

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and the rules are made up on the spot. But hey, at least the company is good!”