FUNNY QUOTES FOR BATHROOM WALLS

“I aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help. Stand closer.”

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, do you have to tell it all?”

“This bathroom is like a marriage. You have to put the seat down to make it work.”

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.”

“Please remain seated during the entire performance.”

“A clean bathroom is a sign of a wasted life.”

“Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere.”

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

“Remember, the best seat in the house is the one with toilet paper.”

“No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.”

“Be the reason someone flushes and blames it on the person before them.”

“Life is like a roll of toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking crap from someone.”

“Flush twice. It’s a long way to the kitchen.”

“Welcome to the throne room, where our humor has no limits.” SHORT QUOTES ABOUT GRIEF AND LOSS

“Wanted: Good pelvic floor muscles. Inquire within.”

“Sorry for the wait. I’m constipated with ideas.”

“Wine flies when you’re having fun.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, flush, flush again.”

“This bathroom is the perfect place for funny business.”

“Enter at your own risk, germs have taken over this place.”

“Please remain seated for the duration of the potty humor.”

“If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you best take it out and teach it to dance.”

“Laughter is the best medicine, but toilet paper comes in at a close second.”

“If you want to change the world, start with yourself… and then wash your hands.”

“Warning: This bathroom may contain traces of happiness.”

“No job is finished until the paperwork is done.”

“Thank you for your attention. Keep calm and flush on.”