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“I aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help. Stand closer.”
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“Mirror, mirror on the wall, do you have to tell it all?”
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“This bathroom is like a marriage. You have to put the seat down to make it work.”
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“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.”
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“Please remain seated during the entire performance.”
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“A clean bathroom is a sign of a wasted life.”
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“Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“Remember, the best seat in the house is the one with toilet paper.”
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“No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.”
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“Be the reason someone flushes and blames it on the person before them.”
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“Life is like a roll of toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking crap from someone.”
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“Flush twice. It’s a long way to the kitchen.”
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“Welcome to the throne room, where our humor has no limits.” SHORT QUOTES ABOUT GRIEF AND LOSS
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“Wanted: Good pelvic floor muscles. Inquire within.”
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“Sorry for the wait. I’m constipated with ideas.”
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“Wine flies when you’re having fun.”
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“If at first you don’t succeed, flush, flush again.”
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“This bathroom is the perfect place for funny business.”
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“Enter at your own risk, germs have taken over this place.”
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“Please remain seated for the duration of the potty humor.”
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“If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you best take it out and teach it to dance.”
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“Laughter is the best medicine, but toilet paper comes in at a close second.”
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“If you want to change the world, start with yourself… and then wash your hands.”
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“Warning: This bathroom may contain traces of happiness.”
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“No job is finished until the paperwork is done.”
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“Thank you for your attention. Keep calm and flush on.”