FUNNY QUOTES FOR BIKE RIDERS

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein

“I don’t need therapy, I just need to ride my bike.”

“I love my bike more than my girlfriend, at least my bike doesn’t complain when I ride others.”

“If my bike had a voice, it would say, ‘Let’s go on an adventure!'”

“Life is short, buy the bike.”

“Forget love, fall in with a bike.”

“I don’t need a motivational speaker, I need a bike ride.”

“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a bike, and that’s pretty close.”

“When in doubt, pedal it out.”

“The best rides are the ones that you share with a friend… or a bike.”

“Four wheels move your body, two wheels move your soul.”

“Dream big, pedal harder.”

“You can’t be sad while riding a bike.”

“I don’t have a bucket list, but my bikeit list is getting pretty long.”

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“Saddle sores fade, but memories last forever.”

“Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill… especially with a bike.”

“The only exercise I need is riding my bike to the taco truck.”

“I have found the cure for stress, it’s called ‘bike therapy’.”

“My bike doesn’t judge me… except for when I fall off.”

“You can’t ride a bike without a smile on your face.”

“I’m not a biker, I’m a poet in motion.”

“The best kind of wheels are the two that move you forward.”

“Biking is the answer, who cares what the question is.”

“Some might call it an obsession, I prefer to call it passion.”

“Life is better on two wheels… unless you’re on a unicycle.”

“Cycling: where heart attacks and fun collide.”

“The worst distance between two people is a bike lane.”

“I’m in a love triangle with my bike and the open road.”