FUNNY QUOTES FOR ENGAGEMENT ANNIVERSARY

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”

“Marriage is like a deck of playing cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!”

“Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”

“Congratulations on tolerating each other for another year!”

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!”

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband talks and the wife listens. And if they switch positions, it’s called a workshop on relationships.”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

“Marriage is all about finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Congratulations on another year of pretending to tolerate each other!”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park!”

“Marriage: When dating goes too far!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS QUOTE ORIGIN

“Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.”

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”

“Marriage is an investment that pays off only if you choose the right stocks.”

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.”

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!”

“Happy anniversary! Another year of battling over the TV remote.”

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park!”

“Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight!”

“Happy anniversary! May your love for each other be as strong as your WiFi signal.”