FUNNY QUOTES FOR FRIEND GETTING MARRIED

“Marriage is just a fancy way of saying ‘Hey, let’s annoy each other forever!'” – Unknown

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“A good marriage is like a cactus; it takes a lot of love and care, but it thrives in the desert of life.” – Unknown

“Marriage is finding that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Getting married signifies the end of a happy-go-lucky era and the beginning of a lifelong sentence of commitment and compromise.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.” – Unknown

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first, the ring, and then you wake up!” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – G.K. Chesterton

“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” – Mae West BEAUTIFUL ANGEL QUOTES

“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers.” – Richard Pryor

“Marriage is love personified, and divorce is love with a restraining order.” – Unknown

“Marriage is all about give and take. You’d better give it to her, or she’ll take it anyway.” – Joey Adams

“Marriage is like a game of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, but after a while, you just wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.” – Unknown

“Before getting married, a man should fall in love with his wife before going on the honeymoon.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a guitar; it seems easy to play, but once you learn the chords, you realize it’s much harder than it looks.” – Unknown

“Marriage is finding someone who will put up with your bad jokes and still find you funny.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a serious commitment… to never use the bathroom alone again.” – Unknown