FUNNY QUOTES FOR FRIENDS IN ENGLISH

“Friends are like bras, close to your heart and always there to support you.”

“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.”

“A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.”

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”

“A true friend stabs you in the front.”

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you write them.”

“Friends don’t let friends wear bad outfits.”

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”

“Friends are relatives you make for yourself.” BEST PRACTICAL QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.”

“Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life.”

“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.”

“Sometimes I think my friends whisper about me. And then I remember: I don’t give a damn!”

“Best friends are the ones who hate the same people you do.”

“Friends are like stars, you don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.”

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”

“Friendship is finding that special someone you can annoy for the rest of your life.”