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“New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” – Mark Twain
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“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” – Oprah Winfrey
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“My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so I can still fit into my favorite jeans… that are currently a year old.”
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“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” – Joey Adams
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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
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“I stopped drinking for a week and felt great! Then I looked at the calendar. It was only Monday!”
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“My resolution for this year is to be more adventurous… maybe I’ll start by trying a new brand of cereal!”
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“May your New Year’s Eve party be just as awkward as everything else in your life.”
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“May your Netflix subscription outlast your gym membership.”
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“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”
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“I’m not making any new resolutions for this year… because I’m already perfect!”
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“May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.” QUOTES ABOUT CLOSE FRIENDSHIP
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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full of either rum, vodka, or whiskey.”
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“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” – Sarah Brown
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“I can’t believe it’s already been a whole year since I didn’t become a better person.”
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“I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.”
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“May all your troubles in the coming year be as short-lived as your resolutions.”
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“May all your weight loss aspirations be on the tip of your tongue and not on your hips!”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to be less perfect. I’ll start by avoiding reading magazines with airbrushed models!”
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“May your wine cellar be filled with bottles less empty than your bank account.”
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“May the New Year bring you significantly fewer email forwards than last year!”
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“I’m not a Facebook status. You don’t have to like me.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating… starting next week!”