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“I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.”
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“Work hard, nap harder.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
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“I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”
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“If you think your job is boring, remember someone is actually working as a professional line sitter.”
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“My job description? Smiling politely and suppressing thoughts.”
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“Work smarter, not harder. Or just find someone who already did and copy their work.”
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“I consider my coworkers as my second family – which means I have two families that I avoid on weekends.”
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“I’m not late. I’m on a flexible arrival time schedule.”
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“The only thing standing between me and success at work is the snooze button on my alarm clock.”
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“Teamwork is important; it helps you listen to others complain about the same boss.”
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“I’m not a control freak; I just have good ideas that need to be executed properly.” DAD I MISS YOU QUOTES
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“I don’t always tolerate annoying coworkers, but when I do, I’m at work.”
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“The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
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“I don’t have a 9 to 5 job; it’s more like an ‘It’s 5 o’clock somewhere’ kind of gig.”
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“Here’s to a long and prosperous career of pretending to work.”
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“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
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“My coworkers were unable to find the ‘any’ key on the keyboard. It’s an ongoing investigation.”
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“I accidentally fell asleep during a meeting and nobody noticed. I consider it a successful career move.”
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“I’m not bossy; I just know what you should be doing.”
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“I don’t need a fortune teller to know where my career is headed – straight to the office every morning.”
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“I didn’t choose the work life; the work life chose me.”
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“Workmates: the only people who can make the office feel like a second home, with better snacks and less privacy.”