FUNNY QUOTES FOR WORK TEAM

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“Teamwork is important; it helps to share the blame.”

“I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.”

“Teamwork makes the dream work, but a nap makes the day better.”

“I’m not late for work; I’m just on Hawaiian Time.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”

“I’m not addicted to coffee; we just have a working relationship.”

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”

“I’m not clumsy; I’m just overly attentive to gravity.”

“I’m not being lazy, I’m just conserving energy for future contributions.”

“Some days, you’re the bug; some days, you’re the windshield.”

“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.” FAMOUS WW2 QUOTES ABOUT AMERICA FROM JAPAN

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“I’m not bossy; I just have better ideas.”

“My job is definitely secure; no one else wants it.”

“The only thing worse than a Monday is a Monday without coffee.”

“Teamwork is key; it helps to blame someone else.”

“I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.”

“I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

“I have a to-do list; it’s called my coworker.”

“I’m not procrastinating; I’m just prioritizing leisure time.”

FAMOUS WW2 QUOTES ABOUT AMERICA FROM JAPAN