FUNNY QUOTES FROM BROTHER TO SISTER

“Having a sister is like having a built-in best friend… who also happens to borrow your clothes without asking.”

“I smile because you’re my sister, I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!”

“I may have taught you how to ride a bike, but you’ll never learn how to keep your room clean!”

“Having a sister means you have two closets to raid, double the shoe collection, and a lifetime supply of secret-keepers.”

“A brother’s job is to annoy his sister, no matter how old both of you get!”

“I wouldn’t trade you for the world, but I might consider swapping you for a less annoying sibling. Just kidding!”

“We may fight like cats and dogs, but at the end of the day, you’re still my sister… and I’m still right.”

“Sisters are like the perfect entertainment package – they can make you laugh, cry, and drive you crazy, all at the same time.”

“You might be my sister, but that doesn’t mean I won’t embarrass you in public every chance I get!”

“Growing up with a sister is like having a live-in comedy show. You never know what hilarious antics she’ll come up with next.”

“I was born to tease and torment you, little sis. Consider it my life’s mission!”

“No matter what happens, you can always count on your brother for three things: annoying you, embarrassing you, and loving you unconditionally.”

“We may have different DNA, but that doesn’t stop us from arguing like identical twins!” IF YOU SHOOT FOR THE MOON AND MISS QUOTE

“I’m glad we’re siblings because if we weren’t, my parents wouldn’t have anyone else to blame when things go wrong.”

“Sisters are God’s way of reminding you that, no matter what, there will always be someone out there more annoying than you.”

“If sisters were flowers, I’d pick you… and then slap you for stealing my candy!”

“Sometimes I wonder why we aren’t given the option of choosing our siblings. Then I remember how much fun it is to make your life a living nightmare!”

“I may have been the baby of the family, but I’ve always been the biggest troublemaker – just ask my sister!”

“You’re not just my sister; you’re my partner in crime, my confidant, and my personal comedian!”

“Having a sister means you’ll never run out of someone to blame for random missing items.”

“Oh, sister, don’t worry about finding Mr. Right. He’s probably just hiding from our overprotective brother!”

“If there was an Olympic medal for annoying sisters, you’d win gold every time!”

“You’re not just my sister; you’re the keeper of all my embarrassing childhood secrets. And trust me, I’ve got enough ammo on you too!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you… most of the time.”

“Who needs enemies when you have a perfectly annoying sister like mine?”