FUNNY QUOTES FROM COMING TO AMERICA

“The royal penis is clean, your Highness!”

“I would like to tear you apart, and your friend too!”

“I want to get a feel for where your head is at.”

“I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.”

“Does this soup have any shoe polish in it?”

“I am Akeem, son of King Jaffe Joffer. I am the leader of the Motumbu tribe.”

“I want to live like the common people. I want to do whatever common people do.”

“I’ve recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?”

“The royal penis is now clean, your Highness.”

“When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.”

“I want to be your queen.”

“With that outfit, you look like a frat boy in a training bra!”

“Well, well, if it isn’t the prince of Zamunda! You’ve been away a long time.” HELP BLIND PERSON QUOTES

“Good morning, my neighbors!”

“What you sell, boy?”

“Ugh, ya moron!”

“You must be out of your mind!”

“If loving the Lord is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

“Bark like a dog!”

“You know how we have that little jingle, ‘Lookin’ good, feelin’ good?’ Well, we added a third part. ‘Smellin’ good!'”

“Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife.”

“So, you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.”

“So if a man wants to walk around in moon boots, then I say let him!”

“Let’s go get some ribs.”