FUNNY QUOTES FROM COOL RUNNINGS

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“No guts, no glory.” – Derice Bannock

“I see pride. I see power. I see a bad-ass mother who won’t take no crap off of nobody!” – Coach Irving Blitzer

“I’m feeling very Olympic today!” – Sanka Coffie

“Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it’s bobsled time!” – Sanka Coffie

“Derice, you got to look at it like this – not just as a race. You see, I had to finish the race, to start the race.” – Yul Brenner

“I’m an Olympian. I am!” – Junior Bevil

“I had to kiss the lucky egg!” – Junior Bevil

“If you’re not enough without it, you’ll never be enough with it.” – Coach Irving Blitzer

“I’m not smoking, I’m breathing.” – Sanka Coffie

“So what? Some people say we’re crazy. If crazy is loving the feeling of flying down the ice at 90 miles per hour with a team of your friends, then is there anything saner?” – Yul Brenner

“That’s a teiffing sled, Kurt!” – Sanka Coffie

“The key to a happy life is never to expect too much!” – Derice Bannock

“Hey coach, you think if I turn this sled into a convertible, it would be the bomb?” – Junior Bevil

“Lord, thank you for giving me the courage and the strength to zip up my parka and slide down an icy chute at 70 miles per hour.” – Derice Bannock

“You want to know what I Sanka mean? It means without snow, you’re hot!” – Sanka Coffie SAD LOSING A LOVED ONE QUOTES

“If you’re not enough before the gold medal, you will not be enough with it.” – Coach Irving Blitzer

“We’ll be faster than a Volkswagen on the Autobahn!” – Yul Brenner

“Winning gold medals is nice, but if you just focus on the gold, you’ll never beat Shredder.” – Derice Bannock

“When the Swiss tie up, it’s the Jamaicans that take the opportunity to win.” – Junior Bevil

“You know, Derice, when the Swiss put on a pot-luck, it’s the Jamaicans who bring the best dish.” – Sanka Coffie

“You have to trust your teammates. That’s what makes a team work, you know?” – Yul Brenner

“If I’m not enough without a medal, then I’ll never be enough with one.” – Coach Irving Blitzer

“We’re different colors, we’re different flags, but we all see the same thing, we all want the same thing.” – Junior Bevil

“I didn’t have any luck. I didn’t have any money. But maybe I will be lucky with you.” – Derice Bannock

“Just because you see a mental mug on my face, does not mean there’s something wrong with it.” – Sanka Coffie

“You mean Winter Olympic sport, right? Well, Jamaicans never see snow, you know. We freeze easily!” – Yul Brenner

“Oh, you mean crash together, not sit on top of each other, right?” – Sanka Coffie

“There’s no problem with the aching and the shaking when the earth starts to quaking.” – Yul Brenner

“In Jamaica, we have a bobsled team. And we have the number one badass driver on the island. We have the number one pushcart champion in the world. How you think they’re gonna back up from us?!” – Sanka Coffie

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