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“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
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“I’m not saying he should’ve killed her… but I understand.”
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“Joey doesn’t share food!”
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“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey
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“We were on a break!” – Ross
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“Oh, they’re not cookies. They’re my special recipe of 50% chocolate and 50% butter-sauteed shrimp.” – Phoebe
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“How you doin’?” – Joey
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“It tastes like feet!” – Ross
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“You don’t have a ‘placemat of togetherness’?” – Monica
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“I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
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“Monica, you’re 28 years old. You should have a unisex name.” – Phoebe
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“Hey, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler DAUGHTER AND HUSBAND QUOTES
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“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
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“Their horns and their little, gooey, clicking feet. What do they need them for? I’ll tell you. To scare the French!”
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“Unagi is a total state of awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.”
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“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
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“I say more dumb things before 9 AM than most people say all day.”
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“You are so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you!”
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“It’s like all my life everyone’s told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’. Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse or a hat?”
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“I got off the plane.”
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“Why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself?”
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“Okay, but I don’t want to be known as the ‘father of the smelly baby’.” – Ross
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“I’m not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?”