FUNNY QUOTES FROM FRIENDS

“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“I’m not saying he should’ve killed her… but I understand.”

“Joey doesn’t share food!”

“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey

“We were on a break!” – Ross

“Oh, they’re not cookies. They’re my special recipe of 50% chocolate and 50% butter-sauteed shrimp.” – Phoebe

“How you doin’?” – Joey

“It tastes like feet!” – Ross

“You don’t have a ‘placemat of togetherness’?” – Monica

“I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?”

“Monica, you’re 28 years old. You should have a unisex name.” – Phoebe

“Hey, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler DAUGHTER AND HUSBAND QUOTES

“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“Their horns and their little, gooey, clicking feet. What do they need them for? I’ll tell you. To scare the French!”

“Unagi is a total state of awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.”

“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”

“I say more dumb things before 9 AM than most people say all day.”

“You are so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you!”

“It’s like all my life everyone’s told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’. Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse or a hat?”

“I got off the plane.”

“Why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself?”

“Okay, but I don’t want to be known as the ‘father of the smelly baby’.” – Ross

“I’m not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?”