FUNNY QUOTES FROM FRIENDS SHOW

“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Joey

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler

“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler

“Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.” – Ross

“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a lie?” – Chandler

“Monica: “Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.” Chandler: “Sounds like a date to me.”

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler

“Monica: [Writing her wedding vows] “Chandler, I thought I’d been in love before, but I just assumed it was all the songs and the movies telling us what to feel. I never knew this feeling until I felt it with you.” Chandler: Oh, okay. So you’re done with the front of the card?”

“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler

“Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!” – Ross QUOTES ABOUT NARROW-MINDED PERSON

“How you doin’?” – Joey

“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler

“Ross: I grew up in a house of five kids. I’m very familiar with the word “sharing.” Monica: Oh yeah? When’s the last time you shared your underwear?”

“Monica: What’s your biggest fear? Ross: Married a lesbian, before Halloween.”

“Monica: Okay, for the record, I like a guy who’s awake.”

“Rachel: It’s like all my life everyone’s told me, “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!” Well, what if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat?”

“Ross: I love her, okay? I love her… I love her! I love you, Monica!”

“Joey: You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?”

“Joey: Hey, Chandler, I’m glad we’re having a girl. Chandler: Me too, because otherwise we’d be in trouble.”

“Phoebe: Your love is like a fog, it surrounds you and… and… it’s inside you. Your love is going to get on me.”