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“You have my permission to use my credit card, as long as you only buy me presents.”
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“I hope you find a man who treats you just like I treat your father when he’s being really nice.”
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“Remember, I was your age once, and I probably invented all the cool slang words you’re using.”
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“As your mother, it’s my job to embarrass you in public. Consider it my special gift to you.”
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“You may think you know everything, but trust me, I know way more!”
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“I would clean your room for you, but then you’d never learn how to be an adult and hire someone to do it for you.”
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“Just so you know, every gray hair on my head is a direct result of something you did.”
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“If you don’t want your secrets to be spilled, just remember that I have a really good memory when it comes to embarrassing moments.”
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“I may not always give the best advice, but at least I’ll make you laugh while I’m trying.”
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“Being your mom is like being a detective – I’m always one step ahead of you!”
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“You are my daughter, which means you inherited my flawless sense of humor.” INTO THE WILD BOOK QUOTES WITH PAGE NUMBERS
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“Remember, there’s no problem too big that a little shopping spree can’t fix.”
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“I may nag you a lot, but it’s only because I care… and because it’s really fun.”
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“I always knew you’d inherit my wit and charm – lucky you!”
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“If someone tells you you’re turning into me, that’s the biggest compliment they could give you.”
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“No matter how old you get, you’ll always be my little girl who can’t cook or do laundry.”
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“If loving you was a sport, I would have retired undefeated, because you’re always keeping me on my toes.”
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“Just remember, no matter how successful you become, I’ll always have that embarrassing baby picture to bring you back down to earth.”
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“You are proof that I’ve raised a daughter who is just as crazy and fun as I am.”
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“Remember, I may know everything about you, but I’ll still deny it to anyone who asks.”