“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”


“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”

“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!”

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

“You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.”

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”

“Dreams of power are just another illusion.”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT BEING EXCLUDED

“Anyone want a peanut?”

“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”

“You’ve been mostly dead all day.”

“You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you into trouble someday.”

“Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.”

“I’m not left-handed.”

“What you’re saying is inconceivable.”

“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“I’m not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.”

“Death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it for a little while.”