FUNNY QUOTES MOTHER AND DAUGHTER

“I smile because you’re my daughter, and I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!”

“A mother’s arms are more comforting than anyone else’s, especially when her daughter just paid for a shopping spree!”

“Dear Daughter, I hope you always strive to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.”

“I asked my daughter if she could put the dishes away. She replied, ‘Why? Are they on fire?'”

“Having a daughter means having someone to blame those mysterious missing cookies on.”

“I love my daughter to the moon and back… mostly because that’s the farthest she’s ever cleaned her room!”

“Raising a daughter is like trying to fold a fitted sheet. It’s frustrating, messy, and you question if you’re doing it right.”

“My daughter asked me if I was hiding any money. She must have discovered my secret stash of chocolate bars!”

“Daughter: Mom, do I look fat in this outfit? Mom: No, no… it’s the outfit that looks fat!”

“I asked my daughter if she learned anything at school today. She replied, ‘No, I was too busy reading memes on my phone.'”

“The only thing messier than a daughter’s room is a mother’s attempt to clean it.”

“Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing mother who taught her everything she knows… except for the embarrassing dance moves!”

“Daughter: Mom, why do I have to make my bed every morning? Mom: Well, it sets a good example for the crumbs on the kitchen counter!” BEST QUOTES FROM ACOTAR

“I may not be perfect, but when I see how much my daughter loves me, I know I must be doing something right… or bribing her with ice cream.”

“Having a daughter is like having a permanent best friend only she occasionally eats all your snacks!”

“Daughter: Mom, can I have the keys to the car? Mom: Sure, just remember, every time you hear a strange noise, it’s because you’re driving.”

“Raising a daughter is like riding a rollercoaster of emotions, except with more arguments and eye-rolls.”

“Dear daughter, thanks for not selling me on eBay… yet.”

“Daughter: Mom, I can’t find my phone! Mom: Well, I guess it’s hiding somewhere with the remote, my sanity, and your motivation to clean your room!”

“The love between a mother and daughter is like shopping; you can never have too many shoes, or too many ‘I love yous.'”

“I told my daughter that the tooth fairy only leaves money for clean rooms. Suddenly, her room became spotless!”

“Daughter: Mom, can I ask you a question? Mom: Of course! Daughter: Did you know that ‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’? Mom: Yes, and that’s why I have chocolate hidden in every room!”

“They say a mother’s job is never done, but I say a daughter’s ability to ask for help never ends.”

“Daughter: Mom, can you pick me up from my friend’s house? Mom: I would love to, just give me a minute to load up on snacks and embarrassing stories!”