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“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!”
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“You’re the best thing I never knew I needed.”
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“Love is like a fart, if you force it, it’s probably crap.”
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“You’re the reason I am on cloud wine.”
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“Love is like Wi-Fi, it’s invisible but it can make you feel connected.”
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“You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.”
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“If love is a battlefield, I’m definitely a prisoner of war.”
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“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, but not doing it because you’d miss them!”
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“I love you like a cow loves not being a hamburger.”
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“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, just someone who fetches me ice cream.”
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“I love you so much, I would share my dessert with you…sometimes.”
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“Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.”
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“You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.”
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“Love is like a box of chocolates, it’s sweet but can be nutty at times.”
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“You’re the reason I smile like an idiot when I’m alone.” LANA DEL REY SHORT QUOTES
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“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
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“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
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“You complete me, like a pizza completes a Friday night.”
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“I love you more than Netflix loves renewing series for binge-watching.”
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“Love is sharing your popcorn at the movies, even if you secretly want to eat it all.”
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“You’re so hot, you make the sun jealous.”
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“You stole my heart, but I’ll forgive you if you bring it back with pizza.”
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“Love is when your playlist perfectly matches your mood for cuddling.”
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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
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“Love is like a good cup of coffee, it can perk you up even on the worst days.”
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“You’re the nacho to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the oxygen to my lungs.”
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“Love is a two-way street, so are syphilis and gonorrhea, but we don’t talk about those.”
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“I love you so much that I would even share my fries with you. And that’s true love!”