“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!”

“You’re the best thing I never knew I needed.”

“Love is like a fart, if you force it, it’s probably crap.”

“You’re the reason I am on cloud wine.”

“Love is like Wi-Fi, it’s invisible but it can make you feel connected.”

“You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.”

“If love is a battlefield, I’m definitely a prisoner of war.”

“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, but not doing it because you’d miss them!”

“I love you like a cow loves not being a hamburger.”

“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, just someone who fetches me ice cream.”

“I love you so much, I would share my dessert with you…sometimes.”

“Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.”

“You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.”

“Love is like a box of chocolates, it’s sweet but can be nutty at times.”

“You’re the reason I smile like an idiot when I’m alone.” JEALOUS STEP DAUGHTER QUOTES

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

“You complete me, like a pizza completes a Friday night.”

“I love you more than Netflix loves renewing series for binge-watching.”

“Love is sharing your popcorn at the movies, even if you secretly want to eat it all.”

“You’re so hot, you make the sun jealous.”

“You stole my heart, but I’ll forgive you if you bring it back with pizza.”

“Love is when your playlist perfectly matches your mood for cuddling.”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“Love is like a good cup of coffee, it can perk you up even on the worst days.”

“You’re the nacho to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the oxygen to my lungs.”

“Love is a two-way street, so are syphilis and gonorrhea, but we don’t talk about those.”

“I love you so much that I would even share my fries with you. And that’s true love!”