“Marriage is like a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”

“I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ She said, ‘Somewhere I have never been!’ I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?'”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Behind every great man stands a surprised mother-in-law.”

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.”

“Marriage is a workshop of love where husband works and wife shops.”

“My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” MY HEART IS TAKEN QUOTES

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”

“A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”

“Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.”

“My husband and I are doing a workshop on understanding women. We’re still in the part where we sit in silence and stare at each other!”

“Marriage is all about give and take; you give headaches, and you take heartaches.”

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”

“The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes.”

“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”

“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”