“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Kinky Friedman
“I may not be the best-looking person in the world, but I’m the only one who looks like me.” – Unknown
“I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, ‘Ain’t that the truth!'” – Quincy Jones
“Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.” – John Ray
“I’m not beautiful like you. I’m beautiful like me.” – Unknown
“The best part about being beautiful is pretending you don’t know it.” – Unknown
“I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” – Unknown
“My face may not launch a thousand ships, but it could definitely scare away a fleet.” – Unknown
“Behind every beautiful face, there’s a beautiful story.” – Unknown
“Be your own kind of beautiful.” – Unknown
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” – Dorothy Parker
“People say that beauty is subjective. You better hope it is because your face is hideous.” – Unknown
“A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear.” – Marilyn Monroe
“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson
“Your face is like a work of art, I just wish it wasn’t graffiti.” – Unknown 1000 POSITIVE QUOTES
“You may not be perfect, but your eyebrows are.” – Unknown
“Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.” – Kahlil Gibran
“The only way to truly enjoy beauty is to ignore it.” – Marty Rubin
“Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.” – Kahlil Gibran
“I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” – Unknown
“Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.” – Redd Foxx
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” – Phyllis Diller
“A beautiful face will age, and a perfect body will change, but a beautiful soul will always be timeless.” – Unknown
“Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.” – Unknown
“I’m not beautiful like you. I’m beautiful like me.” – Unknown
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all.” – Unknown
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Kinky Friedman
“My face may not launch a thousand ships, but it could definitely scare away a fleet.” – Unknown