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“I’m not saying I have a Wonderbra on, but I am saying if I stumble, I can pull myself back up.” – Dolly Parton
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“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… just like my boobs!”
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“If you can’t impress them with your intelligence, baffle them with your boobs.”
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“I’m not only a boob enthusiast, I’m also an advocate for their right to exist!”
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“I’m not saying my boobs are magic, but I have made a few things disappear between them.”
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“My boobs may not be perfect, but they’re definitely a-moozing to look at.”
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“My boobs have their own zip code, they’re so big!”
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“Boobs – the ultimate weightlifting equipment!”
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“If life gives you lemons, squeeze them between your boobs and make some lemonade!”
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“Boob math: two in the bra equals one in the hand!”
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“If men can look at my boobs, I can look at their beer bellies!”
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“I may not have the curves of a Kardashian, but my boobs are a work of art!” FATHER BOB MAGUIRE QUOTES
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“I’ve got 99 problems, and my boobs solve at least 50 of them!”
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“My boobs are like a gravitational pull – they always attract attention!”
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“Boobs are nature’s stress balls – squeeze them when life gets tough!”
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“Boobs are like a good book – they may be judged by their cover, but it’s what’s inside that truly matters!”
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“I don’t need a crystal ball to predict the future, I’ve got my boobs and they never let me down!”
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“My boobs are so talented, they can make a shirt look busy even in a plain color.”
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“Having big boobs is like having a superpower – they can knock over drinks, clear a path, and attract paparazzi!”
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“Boobs are like an all-access pass – once you’ve seen them, you feel like a VIP!”
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“When life gets tough, wear a push-up bra to boost your confidence!”
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“Boobs are like a piece of art – they inspire admiration, conversation, and sometimes even a double-take!”