FUNNY QUOTES ON EYES

“I love looking into your eyes, especially when you’re not looking.”

“My eyes have a lot of trust issues, they never let me fall for anyone.”

“My eyes are like magnets, they always attract something not worth staring at.”

“I find it funny how my eyes always look for food, even when my stomach is full.”

“My eyes are like two beacons of sarcasm, they can say what words can’t.”

“I think my eyes have a secret competition on who can make the weirdest face when I see someone attractive.”

“If you ever want to see true love, just look into my eyes when I spot pizza.”

“My eyes are like Google, they can’t help but search for random things on the internet.”

“My eyes are so talented, they can roll in two different directions!”

“No matter how many filters you use, my eyes will still give you an unfiltered opinion.”

“I can always trust my eyes, they never judge a book by its cover, only its title.”

“My eyes are like cameras, they capture the most embarrassing moments and save them for later.”

“If eyes could talk, mine would probably sing karaoke every night.”

“Looking into your eyes is like a crash course in astronomy, because damn, they’re out of this world!” DEATH OF FATHER QUOTES

“My eyes are like two enthusiastic photographers, they love capturing life’s silly moments.”

“I’m convinced my eyes are allergic to mornings, they refuse to open until noon.”

“I’ve come to the conclusion that my eyes are from the future, because they can’t stop rolling.”

“It’s funny how my eyes always find the most awkward person in the room to make prolonged eye contact with.”

“My eyes have a special talent for spotting the person who ate the last slice of cake.”

“My eyes can’t hold a grudge, but they can give you a look that says I’m disappointed in you.”

“My eyes have a great sense of humor, they always find something to wink at.”

“Sometimes I wish my eyes could keep secrets, but they always give me away with a little twinkle.”

“My eyes are like private investigators, they enjoy watching everyone from a distance.”

“My eyes constantly have a staring contest with my brain, and it’s a tie every time.”

“If there was an Olympic sport for rolling eyes, I’d definitely win gold.”

“Let’s be honest, my eyes are basically napping most of the time, they’re only awake for Netflix and snacks.”