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“HR policies: Because what’s the point of having rules if we can’t all laugh at them?”
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“The only HR policy we truly follow is ‘No snacking at your desk’…unless you’re really good at hiding it.”
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“Our HR policies are like coffee – they keep us awake, but sometimes they leave a bitter aftertaste.”
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“HR policies: making sure you have a job, but sucking the joy out of it since forever.”
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“Remember, the HR policy doesn’t cover ‘You break it, you buy it’ in the break room.”
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“Our HR policies are like a maze – you’re never quite sure if you’re following the right path.”
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“HR policies are like a bad haircut – you just have to accept them and move on.”
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“In HR, we believe that the best way to prove our policies work is to never actually test them.”
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“HR policies are like donuts – everyone loves to indulge, until they realize they’re only serving the company’s interests.”
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“HR policies: we wrote them all down just to have a good laugh during orientation.”
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“If HR policies had a soundtrack, it would be the ‘Benny Hill’ theme.” FUNNY MARRY ME QUOTES
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“HR policies: the cure for workplace boredom, because nothing keeps us entertained like reading employee handbooks.”
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“HR policies are like a fancy suit – they make you look professional but don’t necessarily make you feel comfortable.”
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“Remember, HR policies are like fine print – they’re there to protect the company, not your well-being.”
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“HR policies: because someone, somewhere, couldn’t handle a little fun at work.”
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“HR policies: the reason we can’t just show up to work in our pajamas.”
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“In HR, we appreciate a good sense of humor, just as long as it doesn’t violate policy 5, subsection b.”
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“HR policies are like Mondays – you can’t avoid them, no matter how hard you try.”
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“Our HR policies are like a Rubik’s cube – just when you think you’ve figured them out, they change.”
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“In HR, we strive for consistency, even if it means consistently driving employees crazy with our policies.”
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“HR policies are like pickles – some people love them, some people hate them, and the rest just tolerate them.”