FUNNY QUOTES ON HUMAN NATURE

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.” – Natalie Wood

“I love mankind. It’s people I can’t stand.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Human nature is like a bouncy ball, you never know where it will bounce next.” – Unknown

“The more I learn about humans, the more I love my dog.” – Mark Twain

“We are all born ignorant, but it takes hard work to remain stupid.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I think the human brain is the most fascinating organ. It works 24/7 from the day we’re born until we fall in love.” – Unknown

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein

“The human body is a weird machine. You put food in and constantly think why your jeans don’t fit.” – Unknown

“There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data…” – Unknown

“Human nature is like a two-faced coin – you never know which side will show up.” – Unknown

“The best cure for human nature is a good sense of humor.” – Unknown

“Human nature can be funny; we laugh at someone throwing themselves into a glass door, but we also find it amusing when someone walks into a clean glass door.” – Unknown

“The problem with human nature is that it never comes with instructions.” – Unknown

“Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home.” – Bill Cosby

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.” – Unknown

“Human nature is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you’re always hoping for the good ones.” – Unknown QUOTE ABOUT A LOVE ONE PASSED

“Humans are the only animals that have the ability to blush or need to.” – Unknown

“The best exercise for human nature is climbing ladders.” – Unknown

“The secret to happiness is accepting human nature for all its flaws and then just laughing at it.” – Unknown

“Humans are strange creatures. They work hard to obtain things they don’t need, to impress people they don’t like.” – Unknown

“Human nature is like a jar of horseradish, you can’t help but cry while peeling away the layers.” – Unknown

“Humans are the only animals that can trip over nothing and then pretend it didn’t happen.” – Unknown

“Human nature is like a rollercoaster; sometimes it makes you laugh, sometimes it makes you scream, and sometimes it just makes you want to throw up.” – Unknown

“Human nature is the only force I know that can make a paper-cut feel like a life-threatening injury.” – Unknown

“Humans are the only creatures that shed tears when they are happy, like when they receive their Wi-Fi connection back after being disconnected for a few minutes.” – Unknown

“The most fascinating thing about human nature is that we can spend hours searching for our lost remote control, but we won’t get up to turn the TV channel manually.” – Unknown

“Human nature is like a computer; the older it gets, the slower it operates.” – Unknown

“Humans are the only beings that can invent things like face masks but still somehow manage to wear them incorrectly.” – Unknown

“Human nature is like Monday mornings – you never know if it will hit you with motivation or make you want to bury yourself under the blankets.” – Unknown

“Humans are the only creatures that can spend hours searching for their glasses while they’re wearing them.” – Unknown