FUNNY QUOTES ON HUSBAND WIFE RELATIONSHIP

“Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you can end up sleeping on the couch!”

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“My husband thinks I’m crazy, but I’m not the one who married me!”

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”

“My husband and I have a great relationship. He brings home the bacon, and I fry it!”

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to irritate for the rest of your life.”

“A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”

“Marriage is the only war in which one sleeps with the enemy.” – François de La Rochefoucauld

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” QUOTES ABOUT SELF PRAISE

“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” – Ruth Bell Graham

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t take care of himself.”

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Why do married people live longer? Because they don’t want to!”

“Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.” – Joseph Epstein

“Husbands are like fireplaces. They’re always up against the wall, and you need to turn them on to get their attention.”

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” – Oscar Wilde

“My husband and I never argue, we just communicate vehemently.”

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”

“A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.”