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“Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you can end up sleeping on the couch!”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“My husband thinks I’m crazy, but I’m not the one who married me!”
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“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”
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“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”
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“My husband and I have a great relationship. He brings home the bacon, and I fry it!”
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to irritate for the rest of your life.”
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“A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
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“Marriage is the only war in which one sleeps with the enemy.” – François de La Rochefoucauld
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” QUOTES ABOUT SELF PRAISE
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“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” – Ruth Bell Graham
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“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t take care of himself.”
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Why do married people live longer? Because they don’t want to!”
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“Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.” – Joseph Epstein
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“Husbands are like fireplaces. They’re always up against the wall, and you need to turn them on to get their attention.”
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“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” – Oscar Wilde
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“My husband and I never argue, we just communicate vehemently.”
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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”
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“A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.”