FUNNY QUOTES ON SHOPPING

“I’m actually a shopaholic, but I’m in denial.” – Sophie Kinsella

“Shopping is my cardio.” – Carrie Bradshaw

“My favorite exercise is shopping… lifting my credit card.”

“I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.”

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”

“Shopping: Because life’s too short to wear boring clothes.”

“Shopping is my therapy, minus the bills and the shrink.”

“I have enough clothes, said no woman ever.”

“Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.” – Erma Bombeck

“When in doubt, go shopping.”

“I tried retail therapy, but it turns out I’m still sad…and broke.” HAPPY BEAR QUOTES

“I’m a hunter. I’m addicted to the hunt… of bargains.”

“Shopping: Because it’s cheaper than a psychiatrist.”

“I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.”

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to shop.”

“Shopping without a budget is like going on a diet without hiding the chocolate.”

“I’m only a shopaholic on the days that end with a Y.”

“Shopping online is my cardio… and my bank account’s nemesis.”

“I have enough clothes and shoes, said no woman ever.”

“Shopping is a bit like a reflex action for me. As soon as I hear ‘sale,’ my legs start moving.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a new outfit, and that’s pretty close.”