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“I walk because punching people is frowned upon.”
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“Walking is just a series of controlled falls.”
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“I walk because zooming in a hovercar is too mainstream.”
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“Walking is the perfect defense against going into areas where cars can’t fit.”
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“Walking: the best way to discover random chewing gum and loose change.”
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“Walking: giving rise to awkward sidewalk dance moves since forever.”
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“Walking is like a mobile scavenger hunt for discarded fast food wrappers.”
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“Walking: the original human-powered transportation app.”
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“I love walking because it’s the perfect excuse to wear ridiculously comfy shoes.”
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“Walking gives me a chance to practice my ninja sneaking skills.”
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“Walking – the only exercise where you can look like you’re fleeing a crime scene without anyone batting an eye.”
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“Walking is nature’s way of telling you to slow down and catch every green light.”
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“Walking: making people think you’re important enough to have a personal escort.”
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“Walking is my cardio, and by cardio, I mean ‘cardio-tacos’.” SELF LOVE SAYINGS AND QUOTES
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“I walk because running is reserved only for life-threatening situations.”
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“Walking is a great reminder that my natural instinct is to nap on the couch.”
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“Walking is a polite way of saying, ‘I could sprint, but I won’t.'”
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“Walking: the perfect way to pretend you’re in a music video with an epic background soundtrack.”
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“Walking is the closest thing we have to a human-powered teleportation device.”
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“Walking: the art of going somewhere without really knowing where you’re going.”
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“Walking is my method for thoroughly exploring the area within a 10-block radius of my house.”
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“Walking is a sport for those who enjoy getting lost and stumbling upon unexpected adventures.”
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“Walking: the world’s slowest form of transportation.”
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“I walk because I’m on a mission to find the last piece of a perfectly-shaped cloud puzzle.”
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“Walking is my way of challenging the GPS lady who thinks she knows better routes than me.”
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“Walking: the ultimate excuse to carry an excessive amount of mismatched shopping bags.”