FUNNY QUOTES ON WINE GLASSES

“I love cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.” – Unknown

“Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.” – Unknown

“I like my wine like I like my relationships – red and full-bodied.” – Unknown

“Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

“Wine flies when you’re having fun.” – Unknown

“Wine is just a glass of grapes saying hello.” – Unknown

“I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle.” – Unknown

“A meal without wine is called breakfast.” – Unknown

“Wine is like duct tape, it fixes everything.” – Unknown

“Wine is the answer, what was the question?” – Unknown

“I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast.” – Unknown

“Wine is like a hug in a glass.” – Unknown

“Wine: because it’s not good to keep things bottled up.” – Unknown

“Wine is the best kind of hand sanitizer.” – Unknown THANK YOU QUOTES FOR TEACHERS

“Wine makes every hour happy hour.” – Unknown

“I only drink wine on days that end in ‘y’.” – Unknown

“Wine is a hug you can drink.” – Unknown

“Wine, because adulting is hard.” – Unknown

“Wine is cheaper than therapy.” – Unknown

“Wine is the nectar of the gods, grape juice with attitude.” – Unknown

“Wine helps me adult… I mean, unwind.” – Unknown

“Wine: because no great story starts with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown

“Wine is sunlight held together by water.” – Galileo Galilei

“Wine: how class meets disaster with grace.” – Unknown

“In wine, there’s truth. In water, there’s bacteria.” – Unknown

“I hate to be a wine snob, but someone has to be right.” – Unknown