FUNNY QUOTES QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman

“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.” – Unknown

“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other… and pizza.” – Unknown

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why all those other people didn’t work out. And you’ll burst out laughing because you were single this whole time by choice.” – Unknown

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” – Thomas Dewar

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero

“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” – Woody Allen

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant

“Love is great. But bacon is better.” – Unknown STUDENT NURSE FUNNY QUOTES

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” – George Washington

“Love is telling your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.” – Ricky Gervais

“Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.” – Piet Hein

“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Love is a lot like a backache; it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” – Lynda Barry

“Love is telling someone their breath smells without offering them a mint.” – Unknown

“Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” – Bear Grylls

“Love is like a roller coaster, full of ups and downs, and sometimes you throw up.” – Unknown

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” – Thomas Dewar

“Love is like a Rubik’s Cube: There are countless wrong twists and turns, but once you get it right, it’s perfect and complete.” – Unknown

“Love is sharing your last piece of cake. But only if it’s chocolate.” – Unknown