FUNNY QUOTES SHORT FRIENDS

“Friendship: when your friend knows all your dirt and still loves you.”

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

“Friends pick us up when we fall down and if they can’t, they lie down with us and listen for a while.”

“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there to support you.”

“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you, even when you’re fooling everyone else.”

“A best friend is like a star. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”

“Friends are like snowflakes: if you pee on them, they disappear.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re cracked.”

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”

“Friends are therapists you can drink with.”

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!’” LOVE IS LIKE THE SUN QUOTES

“Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.”

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re utterly hilarious even when you’re not trying to be.”

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

“Friends are like stars; they brighten up your darkest nights.”

“A good friend is like a box of chocolates – sweet, nutty, and always there to bring a smile to your face.”

“Friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”

“Friendship: the ship that never sinks.”

“A friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still loves you… well, at least pretends to.”

“If you have a friend who makes you laugh, you have the best medicine in the world.”

“Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.”

“Friends are like snowflakes – they’re all unique, beautiful, and a pain when they stick to your windshield.”

“True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, and always in style.”

“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!'”