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“Dad, you’re the first person I text when I need money.”
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“Thanks for not telling Mom about that time I snuck out. You’re the real MVP, Dad.”
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“Dad, thanks for teaching me how to change a tire. Now I can confidently call AAA when I get a flat.”
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“Life doesn’t come with a manual, but it comes with a Dad.”
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“Dear Dad, thanks for always pretending to be interested in my long stories.”
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“Dad, you’re my role model… especially for all the dad jokes.”
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“Dad, you’ve mastered the art of embarrassing me in public. Well done.”
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“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like you, Dad!”
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“Dad, you may not have a fancy superhero costume, but you’re my hero nonetheless.”
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“I wouldn’t trade you for anything, Dad. Even if someone offered me a lifetime supply of ice cream.”
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“Dad, thanks for always being my personal Uber driver… before Uber even existed.”
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“I hope I’m as cool as you when I become a parent. Not that I’m rushing into that anytime soon, Dad.”
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“Dad, you may not be perfect, but at least you’re not on TikTok yet.”
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“Dad, you taught me how to ride a bike and how to drive. I can’t wait for the day you teach me how to be rich.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT FAST FOOD
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“Dad, I’m sorry for all the gray hair I’ve caused you. But at least now you look even wiser.”
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“Sometimes I wonder if I got my smartass attitude from you, Dad. Then I remember, yes, of course, I did.”
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“Dad, thanks for always being there to kill the spiders. I promise I’ll still call for help when I move out.”
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“You may not know all the latest slang, Dad, but you’re still the hippest dad I know.”
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“Having you as my dad is like having a built-in Google for all of life’s questions.”
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“Dad, you’re my go-to person for free tech support. I should start charging you in hugs instead.”
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“Dad, I have your nose and your sense of humor. Sorry about the nose.”
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“Dad, thanks for letting me win arguments when I’m clearly wrong. It boosts my confidence.”
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“Dad, you’re the coolest guy I know… except when you try to dance.”
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“Who needs a superhero when I have a Dad like you?”
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“Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand my jokes. You’re the best audience I could ask for.”
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“Dad, I know I’m your favorite child… even though I’m your only child.”