FUNNY QUOTES TO INSULT SOMEONE

“If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”

“I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.”

“I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.”

“You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.”

“The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait.”

“If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.”

“You’re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.”

“Your face is why people invented bags for their heads.”

“You must have been born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.”

“I’d call you a tool, but at least tools are useful.”

“You’re so dumb, you think a quarterback is a refund.”

“You have the personality of a wet napkin.”

“If you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.”

“You’re like a trash bag, always full of drama and ready to be taken out.” QUOTES WITH CHOCOLATE

“I envy people who haven’t met you.”

“If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.”

“You’re not just a clown; you’re the entire circus.”

“I’d tell you to go to hell, but I don’t want to see you again.”

“The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait.”

“You have an IQ of negative four, and that’s only because they don’t go any lower.”

“Does your train of thought have a caboose?”

“You have all the appeal of a paper cut.”

“If you were any less intelligent, we would have to water you twice a week.”

“You’re like a bright light at the end of a tunnel, but the tunnel’s on fire.”

“You make everyone you meet wish they hadn’t.”

“It’s a shame stupidity isn’t painful.”