FUNNY QUOTES TO MY HUSBAND

“I love you even when you snore like a buzzsaw and steal all the covers.”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!”

“I didn’t fall in love with you because you’re handsome. I fell in love with your sense of humor… and your face, of course!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a while, you just want a club and a spade.”

“I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot!”

“I’m so lucky to have a husband who still thinks matching socks are an essential part of life.”

“Marriage is all about compromise. For example, I let you be right… occasionally.”

“Behind every great husband is a wife rolling her eyes.”

“Marriage is all about love, patience, and secretly hiding all the good snacks from your spouse.”

“My husband deserves a medal for dealing with my shopping addiction.”

“I told my husband I was going to make him the happiest man on earth. He laughed and told me I should aim higher.”

“Being married means finding that one special person who annoys you the least.” QUOTES ABOUT BEING THE BEST FATHER

“A good husband is someone who clearly knows the way to his wife’s heart – through her stomach.”

“Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you could be stuck with a lifetime of checkmate.”

“I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday. He said, ‘Nothing would make me happier than a weekend with just the guys.’ So, I bought him a mop and bucket.”

“Marriage is like a fine wine; it keeps getting better with age… until it turns into vinegar.”

“Husband, your snoring is the reason I haven’t smothered you with a pillow… yet.”

“I knew I found my soulmate when I realized we both hate the same things – like folding laundry.”

“I love you more than coffee, and trust me, that’s a big deal!”

“It’s amazing how I still fall for my husband, even when he leaves his dirty socks all over the house.”

“They say opposites attract. That’s why I’m so lucky to have a husband who can load the dishwasher properly!”

“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy and wake up spooning.”