![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZUhKTXVnVVR5MjFNRUxzcWZuZW5qQnhPUmZFM3FaT2RGUnBwMWVyV0pBaFo0ZW5lcldHSUlRNDVBUXEwSkdZaUVZV25aazhBWk9rNGhXbGtGclRLQUpocDhubkMrcnc1SXVKSG9seGNodnBUWWlRaWFNbGpCQnRMRG1ZS1Exc3RBPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+TO+PUT+IN+TINDER+BIO/(5bb0982bd04fedfea96bbcbf7c567d7a).jpg)
“Swipe right if you can handle a good cheesy pickup line and frequent dad jokes.”
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“My favorite exercise is swiping right on Tinder.”
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“Looking for someone to join me in my quest for the best pizza in town.”
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“Searching for my partner in crime to help me steal all the blankets at night.”
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“Swipe right if you don’t mind being serenaded with mediocre singing in the shower.”
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“If you’re looking for a constant source of sarcasm and questionable humor, you’ve found the right person.”
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“I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”
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“I’m here to find someone who’s into deep conversations about pizza toppings and Netflix shows.”
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“Crazy cat person in search of an equally crazy cat lover.”
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“If you can make me laugh, you’ve already won half the battle.”
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“I can’t promise much, but I can guarantee a great time and a lot of laughter.”
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“Swipe right if you’re not allergic to geeky references and terrible puns.” FAMOUS QUOTE ABOUT IRONICALLY
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“If loving food is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
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“I may not be a millionaire, but I can offer you endless memes and bad dance moves.”
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“Searching for someone who can keep up with my Netflix binge-watching habits.”
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“Looking for a partner in crime who’s not afraid to order dessert first.”
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“Swipe right if you can handle my ever-growing collection of dad jokes.”
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“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together in my future bio.”
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“If you’re into witty banter and spontaneous adventures, we’re already a match made in Tinder heaven.”
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“I’m the type of person who laughs at my own jokes, so prepare for some embarrassing moments.”
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“Need someone to help me come up with clever responses to pickup lines. Swipe right if you think you’re up for the challenge.”
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“Looking for someone who’s not afraid to embarrass themselves on the dance floor. Bonus points if you can teach me a new move.”